"Karma's a stripper name."
Human/ Author/Student
B. Cogito
B Cogito presents
A Letter from the Mayor
of a Town called Hell
"I often dreamed of making it officially OK to let humans use the bathroom in the yard of any dog owner who lets their dog do this"
" I still get complaints from those people on a weekly basis. They seem to think I work for them. Like this whole place exists strictly for them and we're all here to serve with a smile.
This isn't IHOP @#!$%.
I couldn’t care less who your great grandaddy was, or your mom or dad, who are you, and what are YOU doing."
B Cogito presents
The Hands of Fate
"The best way to get rid of good people, is with a good accident."
Number 4: If Number 2 gets a few more followers they’ll have to invent a new number name.
Number 2: What?
Number 4: Well it’s the account I created for you, so I get the credit.
Number 2: I don’t need followers, I’m not trying to start a cult.
Number 4: But they need you, which is in reality me.
Number 8: Who taught you this stuff?
Number 4: The same person that taught Einstein how to make light bulbs. A.K.A. Nobody.
Number 12: What . . . .
Number 4: I’m so far past what people can teach I have to create it myself.
Number 12: You look so innocent
Number 1: You’re really starting to scare me a little.
B Cogito presents
The Pandemic
. . . I made the hole.
The hole is mine.
Home is the hole.
....I am the Rabbit . . .
I don't exactly try to stand out. I'm just trying to get through this school to get to one that's better . . . or at least one I decide to be in instead of the one I have to be in. So why am I the only one who noticed it. . . .or am I . . .
The wind blows and you can't see it either. All you can see are the effects of it. As long as I don't act like anything happened and I didn't notice anything then no one will know the wind blew. Right?
Except the wind doesn't blow one single person out of all the people who were there. Does it? I must be losing my mind. This isn't possible, but I did see it. . ..and I know it wasn't right. . . but why didn't anyone else.
B. Cogito presents
"That’s one of the most disturbing, . . .and true,. . . .
things I’ve heard you say. Which is equally disturbing.”
"Welcome to:
The Way of Un-Sane Things
“I’m not crazy though.”
“Of course you aren’t. You are one of the most enlightened people I have met, which is why THEY think you are unsane. Anyone who doesn’t think like they do or believe like they do is wrong or unsane. You are clearly not one of them and you don’t tell them what they want to hear, which is why you can’t win. Round and round it goes.
Is there another song you can commit to or do we have to listen to the same one all over again?”
"Karma's a stripper name"
B.Cogito